Also, continue reading for TLM Valentine's Day tips which hint at some of the movies we discuss:
Brush your teeth.
Get your hair did.
Get up the nerve to ask out that weird scientist you've been admiring.
Get a babysitter for the kids, preferrably not a woman wearing black.
Maybe even invite a few of your friends over for dinner.
Whatever you decide to do this Valentine's Day, I can guarantee it pairs well with the Texas Lipstick Massacre podcast, unless it has something to do with Applebees. Nothing pairs well with Applebees.